How to Bury a Guinea Pig in 10 Steps

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1. Ensure it’s the proper time of year. January is preferable. The trees should be bare, and the ground, though hard and frozen, should still be pliable.

2. Be in the proper emotional state. You should be sad and anxious, but with no definable cause. Be a sophomore in college, a few months shy of twenty. You should have experience with the volatile way friendships change from freshman to sophomore…